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16 days ago
Original language: Russian

It seems to me someone hasn't played DayZ.... Especially on the land (server) where there's basically no donations, except for a donation that gives you a can of food and a hat... He didn't find a car))) in the middle of the wipe they're supposed to be everywhere or what? The water in canteens is infected.... In vanilla it's clean, isn't it? The most pointless take of all I've seen))))

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Original language: Russian

So you log into the DayzLand.ru Sakhal HARD FullPVE server and think: superhard? I got 3 5 10 thousand hours, now I'm gonna bend this server over..... you spend 3 hours looking for something to eat and a safe place to warm up so bums don't run up to the campfire smoke and give you a light.... then you're like ok I found something to shoot with, limped to a military base to get a better gun, and there, and there the first military zombie charges at you, kicks you with both legs, breaks your ribs and if you don't black out from that right away, a couple of hits from the former kickboxer will definitely finish you off.... Great server for connoisseurs of pure suffering and a smoldering anus. Long and careful gameplay here is rewarded.... rewarded with extra beatings in places where you really didn't expect them.... The unique balance of cold, beatings, and a melted asshole guarantees a positive experience from this server, but not for everyone)))

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Original language unknown

We somehow survived with comrades on DayzLand Sakhal. Our hiking journey lay through a mountain pass. We set up camp at the summit, spread out among the tents and fell asleep successfully. Under the cover of dark night, someone shouted loudly:
-BEND!
And silence.....
In the morning, gathered around the fire, we decided to bring up the topic and one of us told us a story:
-I had a dream that a Yeti attacked us, tore some apart, put some to roast on a spit over the fire, and caught me, stuck his finger up my ass and hung me over the highest cliff.... I feel myself slipping, but I want to live, so I cried: BEND!

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Original language unknown

My grandma always said it's better to shoot into the dark, reload and shoot again, and then ask who's there.... Same on DayzLand, you need to shoot caps in advance so you won't be surprised later by a sawed-off in their pants and buckshot in your ass)))

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