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I have been gracing this server with my presence for a while now and was able to look deep into the abyss of human incompetence – but hey, there were bright spots too! :)

The ‚Highlights‘ (irony aside):

• The users are actually stable. That the admins show backbone towards the owner would be too much to ask though – they are so afraid of the boss's meltdown that they'd rather collectively duck their heads.
• A huge shoutout to the local owner: His incompetence is the best PR one could wish for. Thanks to his talent for driving people away, the competitor server flourishes more splendidly than any oasis in the desert. Highest recommendation!
• Anyone who likes an overdose of toxicity will love this place. It's like a car crash in slow motion – you can't look away.

The daily misery (The reality):

• Our beloved owner has the game understanding of a frozen slice of toast. Despite over 25,000 hours of wasted lifetime, he thinks he has to bother everyone with unsolicited tips – while he consistently graces the bottom of the leaderboard. Even his compulsive resetting of his stats doesn't help; talent just can't be bought.
• He loves the sound of his own voice so much that he constantly interrupts everyone. Contradiction? Pointless. Anyone who doesn't toe the line or speaks the truth immediately gets the obligatory muzzle or the ban hammer. Criticism resistance at max level.
• His strategic masterpiece: He sets round times that he himself doesn't understand. If he dies (which is his hobby), he immediately starts whining if you don't instantly zoom across the map at the speed of sound. The fact that he could simply adjust the time probably exceeds his cognitive capacities.
• Between his ego trips, he begs diligently for donations. Somehow the work-free life has to be financed, especially when he already thinks he's the smartest person on Earth in real life, while he probably still lives with his mom.
• Discussions with him follow a fixed pattern: Imagine a 10-year-old child whose lollipop was stolen and licked right in front of his eyes. That's exactly the level of emotional maturity you can expect.

Conclusion: Mute, ignore, and watch the ship sink. It's almost entertaining.